StickVice
Welcome to stickvice, The only place on the web where you can write to a stick figure for advice, help, or for an answer to a question you have. Please do not cuss out Stick Dude, for he does not appreciate that sort of thing. To send Stick Dude a letter, write to him at stickvice@stickdude.com and he will try to read and respond to your letter as soon as possible. If you fail to write to Stick Dude.
February 8, 2001
Dear Stick Dude,
Hi there! I'd like to say
that Stick Dude is a sweet site. Also, I am tryin to make a site
like that... so if you have any good suggestions I kneed the
help. Thank you and I hope that my site will be as great as
yours.
-Turner
Stick Dude Responds:
Yo Turner, yeah this site is good but you will not get anywhere by flattering me! SO you want advice to make your own site? Well as much I Don't like competition, I'll offer you a few pointers.
1) The comics must be totally random, if somebody can predict what is going to happen, then it won't be funny.
2) Show emotion! While the actual stick figures are pretty featureless, you can tell a lot of emotion by their facial expression. This contributes to the overal effect
3) Make up your own ideas and jokes, used material is bad material.
Although it is impossible to be as great as Stick Dude, I wish you luck!
September 20, 2000
Dear Stick Dude,
STICKDUUUUDE!!! OMG!! I can't believe you're actually reading this!! I feel like so emotionally close to you. I mean my whole life I've wanted you soooo bad , or at least to talk to you somehow. Anyways, I need advice Cuz I'm madly in love with this hot ass guy Aaron. I hope you're not offended, but he's ten hundred times hotter than you, just so you get the idea of how hot we're talking about here. So I like Aaron, but he wants me to have a fruitality with apples. APPLES!??? Why apples?? There's so many better fruit than apples. My dead grandma could pick a more exciting fruit than that. It's just he has a thing for apples. Green ones. He gets turned on by feet that go by the name of Esther too, but that's beside the point. I was thinking more along the lines of watermelons, but he says they're too watery. I have a feeling this is going to ruin our relationship though, and thats the last thing I would want to happen. So my question to you is if you and i were to have a fruitality, what fruit would you pick??
Thanks,
Foolin w/Fruit
Stick Dude Responds:
Hey Foolin, you got quite an interesting problem there. First of all, I have to compliment your great taste in likeing Aaron. Second of all, whats up with this foot obsession? About your frutality problem (I do not feel like explaining frutality to those who do not know it) I say you go with the fruit you want. If he chooses the fruit for you, he will be commanding the relationship and he will lose respect for you. NEVER let a guy choose your fruit! To answer your question, I would pick green beans, I know they are a vegetbale, but they are just like Stick Figures!!!!
September 12, 2000
Dear Stick Dude,
I have many questions
regarding life. first of all, what is the question to
number 9? Also, how many roads must a man really walk down? 42?
If a dear farts in a forest, would it smell like leaves? And
lastly, why are grapefruits called grapefruit? wouldnt they be
sour fruit or something? They defiently don't taste like grapes.
-Wally Grubba (aka Billy Scrubba)
Stick Dude Responds:
Hey Billy, thanks for being the first REAL person to write in. You had some questions, and now I have answers. First of all, the question to number 9 is obviously what is 14 less than 5 factorial. A man does not walk down any roads. By walking down it, it is a path, not a raod. A road is for cars or horses. The dear question does not matter because most of them do not spend time in a forest, but rather play in the roads where they get hit by cars. Lastly, Grapefruits are called "grapefruits" because a lont time ago when the fruit was discovered the american fruit society had a "Name this fruit Contest" Only one kid entered this contest, and he was a 3-year-old from mississippi. He suggested they be called "Goodfruit" but a type-o resulted in the current name. Thank you for writing and I hope to recieve more letters from all sorts of different people.
September 10, 2000
Dear Stick Dude,
Hey! This is your creator, Aaron. I really don't have a question or anything, I just wanted to see if this StickVice thing actually worked. Oh well, everybody out there right to Stick Dude, he loves getting mail.
-Aaron
Stick Dude Responds:
Yo Aaron, that test was not cool. You got my hopes up when I recieved your letter, and it turned out you just wanted to test this thing. Everybody else out there, do not do what Aaron did, and actually write me a GOOD letter!